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Misty: This is Misty Doggie reporting live from the Bush Campaign. Governor W Bush, the Republican candidate for the Presidency of the United States, stopped briefly in Mid-Missouri today to deliver what the pundits are calling the three U's -- Unrealistic, Unattainable, and Unbelievable promises. Standing before a crowd of 1,000 cheering supporters, (and one stuffed animal) W promised to eliminate taxes, lock up all the bad guys, and provide a Harvard or Yale (is there a difference?) education to every child who chooses to succeed in life without the help of his father's wealth and influence. | |